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When We are Walking and
Arrange Marriage Means:
When We are Walking and Unfortunately Snake Bites.
And Love Marriage Means:
We are going to the Snake and Saying.
“KAAT LE! KAAT LE!”
After finising MBBSDr”Muna start hispractice. He checked 1st patienteyes, togue &ears bytorch& finally said, Bole To … Torch ek dumtheek hai…..-;>
3 tips to break a mirror: 1. Throw stone on mirror…. 2. Take mirror and just drop it…. 3. U just go and stand before the mirror & SMILE. . .
A sardar was passing thru a jungle. A churail stops him and says: Hoo hoo ha ha ha, main churail hoon. Sardar: Jaanta hoon, teri ek behan mere ghar bhi hai:-)
Heigth of fashion a 6 month old baby asks his mother for….. low waist diper
Pathaan”s wish: when i die, I wana die like my grandpa who died peacefuly in his sleep not screamin like all d passengers in d bus he was driving ;->