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Jab Tak Tumhary Sath
Na Hojaye… ;->
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What Did The Lonely Banana Say?
What Did The Lonely Banana Say? I”m”A-Kela” What Did The Potato Say Wen It Answered The Phone? “Aaloo?” Wat Did The Confused Egg Say? I Dont “Unda-Stand” Wat Language Do Carrots Speak? “Gajar-Ati” Wat Did The First Pizza Slice Say To The Other Pizza Slice So It Would Move? “Pizza-HUT” ;->
Man calls mental hospital & asks if
Man calls mental hospital & asks if there is anybody in Room 27. Lady checks & tells him that the room is empty. Man: Good,that means I have really escaped.
A good friend is one who tells
A good friend is one who tells u 2 study well but a best friend is one who sits outside ur exam hall n says ABY KITNA LIKHAY GA CHAL BAHAR AA..
Its So Common To HEar… How Are
Its So Common To HEar… How Are You ? What Are You Doing ? Howz Your Day?? ANy Plan ? So I Thought To Ask Something Different ….. Potty Kar Lii ??? ;P
Mallika at Airport. Bhikhari: behanji 1 rupiya
Mallika at Airport. Bhikhari: behanji 1 rupiya dedo.Malika gave him 1000 Rs.Secretary: why U gave him 1000 Rs..?Malika: pehli bar kisine behan kaha.