ankh b baichain hai,
dil b terey liye tarsa hai,
ab to kar dey wapis merey paisay,
guzar ghaya ik arsa hai
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An elephant has 5 bananas and it
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I like 3 things…
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Waise Aap Hain
Too Bare Bagarate Magar
Dear Coustumer, Waise Aap Hain Too Bare Bagarate Magar Is Bar To Aap Na Haad Hi Par Kardi Hai. Plz Aap Apna Balance Recharge Kar Leen. Nahi To Jo 5 Rs Ka Loan Liya Tha Wo To Wapis Kar Do.