An old man tottered into a lawyer”s office and asked for help in arranging a divorce. “A divorce?” asked the unbelieving lawyer. “Tell me, how old are you?”
“I”m eighty-four, ” answered the old man.
“Eighty-four! And how old is your wife?”
“My wife is eighty-one. ”
“My, my,” said the lawyer, “And how long have you been married?”
“Next September we will complete sixty-two years.”
“Married for sixty-two years?! Why would you want a divorce now?”
“Because,” the man answered calmly, “enough is enough.”
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