An old man owned a pond on his farm, lined with fruit trees.
One day he went there with a basket to get fruits.
On reaching, he found some young ladies swimming in his pond.
They went in deep water to shield themselves n said:
We wont come out until u leave.
I”m not here to see u swim nude or to get u out of the pond naked.
I”m here just to feed the Crocodile in the pond !
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