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An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by and relieves himself on the woman”s head.“Yech!” says the woman. “Get some toilet paper.”
“What for? He must be half-a-mile away by now.”
Ek taaza kalaam aaya hai…Arz kia hai…Jis ko ho sir azeez…Woh hum se hat ker chaley…Hum sir phiron ke saath…Koi sir phira chaley…Wah wah :-”
Man Was Complaining 2 A Frnd “I”d All Money, A Beautiful House A Big Car, D Luv Of A Prety Gal Thn Its All Gone Frnd: Wht Hapend? Man: My Wife Found Out
Girl asks her lover, will you love me like this after marriage also? Boy: Yes, only if your husband does not have any problem.
World”s best feeling It comes when we see a very wonderful question paper in examinations hall and we smile at each other and say. Eik bhi nhi ata yaar:-):-D
Teacher To Pathan : “Agar-Batti” Ka Jumla Banao … Pathan: Agar Batti Chali Jaye Tou Andhera Ho Jata Hy … ;->