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an engineer was leaving for a week for an office tour. he doubted his wife had an affair with a doctor.so while leaving he gave 7 apples to his wife and left. why ???
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
Boy To Teacher: Mam I Love U . Mam:Stupid I M Ur Mother , Boy Dailed A Number 4rm Mob & Said “DAD I Have Done Ur Work, Now Increase My Pocket Money”
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Everything is “Pre-Written” But, with Prayers it can be “Re-Written”… ;-> /GooD MorninG Have a Blessed Day (:->
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1 Din Zindagi Ne Mujh Se Poocha: Tum Apne Dost k 7 Kab Tak Rehna Chahty Ho ? ? Mene 1 ” PAAD ” Maar Dia Aur Kaha: Jab Tak Tum Is Ko Pakar Na Lo =P