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an engineer was leaving for a week for an office tour. he doubted his wife had an affair with a doctor.so while leaving he gave 7 apples to his wife and left. why ???
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
Na Barish Na Toofan Na Bomb Blast Na Strike Na Jalse Juloos Na Muzahiray . . . . . . . . Pata Nahi Karachi Ko Kis Ki Nazar Lag Gayi Hai….. ;->
Ladka Bola: Kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate, Bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate. Ladki Boli: Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga, Kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.
Doctor- Mrs.MEGHA Gud News 4 U! MEGHA- What Do U Mean By Mrs.MEGHA! I”m Unmarried. Doctor- Miss MEGHA, Bad News 4 U!
:#: A friend ll is like ( o ) a ( ? ) Guitaar So So So So So uski. BAJATAY RAHO..;-)
Ladki Wale: Hame Aisa Ladka Chahiye Jo Kuch Khata-Pita Na Ho Aur Kuch Ghalat Kaam Na Karta Ho Pandit: Aisa Ladka Toh ICU K Emergency Ward Mei Mileyga.. ;->