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American: Oh God! give me room full of Gold.
Russian: oh God! give me room full of Diamonds.
Pakistani: Oh God! give me keys of both d rooms… ;->
BREAKING NEWS ! Ref. World News UK. . …. . . Mufti Munneb-Ur-Rehman Ki Mazhar Majeed Se Mulaqat . . . . EID-UL-FITR SATURDAY KO FIX … =P
Aishwariya Roy Is Being Hospitalized b”coz sucide attempt. Watch T.v REASON: He Proposed me n i said ” NO ” Sily Girl Crazy Abt me .
I met money one day. I said, “”You are just a piece of paper.””Money smiled and said, “”Of course I”m a piece of paper, but I haven”t seen a dustbin yet, in my life”” ;->
1 Pakistani Dosray Se: “Yaar Kehtay Hain Is Baar Jang Computer Se Lari Jay Gi?” 2nd: “Han Misile Computer Se Contorl Hotay Hain Na” 1st: “Phir To Ham Jang Haar Jainge” 2nd: :Wo Kaise” 1st: “Yaar Ager Misile Chalanay Se Pehlay Bijli Chali Gai Tu?..
Why Pakistani Girls Are Not In Sport? Only 10% Girls Play Games Like Tennis, Chess, Carrom Etc Bcoz 90% Girls Are Playing With Boys….