Amazing Home Remedies
A Mousetrap placed on
top of Ur alarm clock wl
prevent U from rolling over
n going back to sleep
after U hit the alarm off ..
Have a bad Tooth Ache ?
Smash Ur Thumb with a
Hammer n U wl 4get abt
the Tooth Ache ..
For High Blood Pressure
Simply cut Urself n bleed
for a few minutes, thus
reducing Pressure in
If U “ve Bad Cough ?
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Take a large dose of
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