Air Hostess to Pathan in plane: Khan Sahab Aap kia lainge?
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Ghar Walon Ka Kehna Hai K .
Ghar Walon Ka Kehna Hai K . . . ” Beta Dil Laga K Parhana “ Par unhe kaise samjhayen k dil lagaane k baad parhai kahaan hoti hai . . . . ;->
MACHAR MARNE KA TAREEQA:
1. PEHLE AIK ZINDA
MACHAR MARNE KA TAREEQA: 1. PEHLE AIK ZINDA MACHAR PAKRE 2. PHIR USSE ZAMEEN PER LETA DE 3. PHIR USSE GUDGUDE KARAIN,JAISE WO HANSNE K LEYE MU KHOLE USSE MORTEIN PILA DE.
Career is like a light
and Girls are
Career is like a light and Girls are like shadows! If you”ll follow the shadows you”ll miss the light. And if you”ll follow the light shadows will follow you!
Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data –
Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data – to apply for a post in MicrosoftCorporation, USA.A few days later he got this reply: Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any furthercorrespondence.No phone call shall be entertained. ThanksBill Gates. Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.He arranged a [...]
How Paki”s professors speak English:
*don’t dare talk
How Paki”s professors speak English: *don’t dare talk in front of my back! *both of u three get out of the class! *y r u so late……say yes or no! *take 5cm wire of length!! *all of u stand in a straight circle! *quiet…..the principal jst passed away! *I hav 2 daughters both of them [...]