Air Hostes 2 Lalu:- Sir, are you vegetarian or non-vegetarian?
Lalu:- I am INDIAN!
Air Hostes:- No sir! Are you shakahari or masahari?
Lalu:- Na re sasuri,, I am BIHARI!!.. ;->
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