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aik larki hai jo kaali haifitrat ki bari niraali haiaankhoon main hai kuch kuch kashishaur khana -e- dimaagh khaali hai
1 Girl: Mjy tO Asa Lrka chahiye Jo Smart Khubsurt Decent Shareef Dashing Naik Ho 2nd Girl: Shut Up Kameeni “” HumAyuN “”Sirf Mera Hai…
Two men r talking. 1st: I got married coz I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby clothes.2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons!
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn”t work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.
Mumy:beta q ro rhe ho?Beta: mumy papa ne muje kissi nhi ki. Mumy:beta ap ne papa ko tables nhi sunaye hongeBeta: kam wali ko kon se tables ate hain
Q: Mohabbat Ho Jati Hai Ya Kerni Parti Hai……..? Ans: Agar Khoobsurat Ho to Ho Jati Hai AUr Agar Ameer Ho To Kerni Parti Hai