After checkup, Dr. said to wife:
“Ur husband is suffering from a very severe disease. If u don”t do the following, he”ll die.
Each day, fix him healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, & in good mood. Cook tasty dinner for him. Don”t discuss ur problems with him. If u can do this for 1 year, ur husband will be OK.”
On the way home, the husband asked:
“What did the Dr. say?
“Doctor ne jawab de dia hy….” =P =D
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