A woman needs a reason to cheat!
a man just needs a woman:-)Send This Sms To Mobile
Pehlay Girl Frndz Hoti Thi,
Magr Mob¡Le Pakages
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Santa : People consider me as a
Santa : People consider me as a “GOD” Banta : How do you know?? Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD ! U have came again..
An Old Quote
“Agr Insan Ka Ikhlaq Dekhna
An Old Quote “Agr Insan Ka Ikhlaq Dekhna Ho To Usy Ghussy Ki Halat Men Dekho “New Version” Agr Insan Ka Ikhlaq Dekhna Ho To Uska Inbox Check Krlo;):-D
An old couple is on a walk,
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by and relieves himself on the woman”s head.“Yech!” says the woman. “Get some toilet paper.” “What for? He must be half-a-mile away by now.”
Wo haseena wo neelam pari Hui thi election
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