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A sardar”s response to the comment, “THINK about it!”: “I don”t have
to think-I”m sardar!”
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Teacher: Paani Ke Bina Hum Kaise Marenge? Student: Paani Nahi Toh Hum Swim Kaise Karenge Aur Swim Nahi Kiya Toh Doob Jayenge…
Passenger:Bhai.. Kitne ghante bus me rehtey ho? Conductor: 24 ghantey.. Passenger: Kaisey? Cond: 8 ghante bus me..or baki 16 ghantey Biwi k bas me
A Punjab Policeman notices his wife stealing Rs 500 note from his pocket Says to his wife”I caught u red handed” Wife take him to the corner and says”Ghar ki baat hai 100 rupey may nipta lo”
Height of laziness- @ @ @ STUDENT sticking CHITS to answer SHEET..