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A Pathan Was Playing “KON BANEGA CAROR PATI”Amitab Bachan Asked: Apne Baap Ka Naam Batao.
Pathan Replied: Hum Ko Pagal Samjha Hai Kya? Pehle 4 Option To Do.
Father:The school report gives you “D” for conduct and an “A” for courtesy. How did you manage that? Son:Whenever I punch someone, I apologise
You know, Before Facebook, I 0nly Said “Happy Birthday” To Maybe Six or Seven People. . . =P
Wh8″s The Difference Between Mechanical Engineer & Civil Engineer … ??? Mechanical Engineer Build Weapons , Civil Engineer Build Targets … ;->
Newly Married Husband Saved Wife”s Number On Mobile As: “MY LIFE” …After 1 Yr: “My WIFE” 5 Yrs: “HOME” 10 Yrs: “HITLER” 25 Yrs: “WRONG NUMBER” … =P xD
Girls are like phones. . . . We love to be held. . . Talked too. . . But if you press the wrong button you”ll be disconnected. . . ;->