A pakistani boy,An Indian boy, a beautiful girl and an old woman are sitting in a train. The train suddenly goes thru a tunnel and it gets completely dark.
Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. The woman and the Indian boy are sitting there looking perplexed.
The Indian boy is bent over holding his face which is red from an
The old woman is thinking : “That Indian boy must have tried to kiss that girl and has got slapped.”
The indian boy is thinking : “Damn it, that Pakistani boy must have tried to
kiss the girl, she thought it was me and slapped me.”
The girl is thinking : “That Indian boy must have moved to kiss me, but kissed the old lady instead and got slapped.”
The Pakistani boy is thinking, “If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap that Indian boy again.”ha ha ha ha haaaaaa
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