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A mother bought her son a $39 Halloween costume to scare his friends “Should I take the price tag off?”, the boy asked. “Leave it on,” his mother replied. “We”ll scare your father too
Marriage s likegoing to ResturantU order Ur choicefrom d menu & thenlook at d neighbouring table & wishKASH YE ORDER KIA HOTA
1 Girl: Mjy tO Asa Lrka chahiye Jo Smart Khubsurt Decent Shareef Dashing Naik Ho 2nd Girl: Shut Up Kameeni “” HumAyuN “”Sirf Mera Hai…
Andhe K Haath Me “Torch” Behre k Haath Me “Radio” Goonge K Haath Main “Mike” Aur Aap K Haath Main Mobile Wah Kia Zamana Aa Gaya Hai …..
GIRL: If U will try 2 kiss me,main shor macha dongi. boy: lekin yahan tu dur tuk koi nahi ha grl:i know but formatlity bhi tu pori karni ha
Never Reject A Girl In Life Bcoz A Good Girl Gives U Happines N Bad Girl Give U Experience Both R Essential In Life So Enjoy Every Girlfriend!