A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the living room.
Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence.
The daughter turned to look at her father.
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Daughter: It”s mummy!
Father: How do you know?
Daughter: She didn”t say anything ;->
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