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A man:-SANTA ur son is dead
Hearing this sardar jumps from the 50th floor
35th floor he realizes:- i dont have a son
20th floor:- i m not married
3rd floor:- shit i m banta
HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!
… Wish That … People Could Be Like Money, So You Could Hold Them Up To The Sun And See Which 0ne Are Fake & Who Are Real. . .
Boy: Tujhko Kya Bhejon? Barish Ki Pehli Boond? Aasman Ka Sab se Roshan Tara? Shakh Pe Khila Surkh Gulab? Muthi Main Qaid Ik Jugnu? Honton Pe Saji Ek Khuahish? Ya Aankhon Ka Ik Khuaab? Girl: Mujhe Bas 5 Kilo Cheeni Bhejdo.
Musharaf To Arbab : Tera Kya Hoga KALIYA? Arbab: Sarkar Maine Aap Ka Namak Khaya Hay. MUSHARAF: Ab PPP Walon K JOOTAY Kha.
Parent:How did you write your exam? Son:they have given the questions which I don”t know. So I wrote answers which they don”t know..!!