A Man Writing In His Diary:
“I Am An Ideal Man.
I Don”t Smoke,
Drink Or Go To Night Clubs.
I Hv Always Been Loyal To My Wife
And Don”t Flirt Wid Strange Women.
I Sleep At Eight O”clock N Wake Up Early.
Send This Sms To Mobile
I Exercise Daily N Work Regular Hours
But All This Will Change As Soon As
I Get Out Of PRISON.” =P ;->
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