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A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
*A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn”t need.*
Mubarak Ho Yaar Tujhe. . . Mazay Kar Mazay. . . Khush Hai Han. . . Hoga He Yaar. . . Eik Din Aur Jo Mil Gaya Tujhe Azadi Ka. . . ;->
Iqrar-e-Mohabbat Kuch Gunah Tou Nahi Hai Bas Pehle Ye Pata Ker Lena “”Bhai Kitne Hain..” ;->
Global WARNING Dont Meet Girls During Monsoon… Or .. They Will Become Mom Soon….
Bin Laden”s son was studying in an American school.Teacher askd him: “I have four apples. How can i divide it among five children?”He answered:..”Kill One Child!”.. ;->
Umeedo”n kI Shama Dil Me Mat Jalana Is Jahan Se Alag Dunya Mat Basana Aaj Mood Hai Tou SMS Ker Raha Hoon Roz Roz Intizar Main Palkian Mat Biochana . . . ;->