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A Man Traveling At 190 Km/H
On Th Highway Ws Stopped By Highway Police.
Man:”Sorry,Officer Was I Driving Too Fast?”
Officer:”No,Sir.U Were Flying Too Slow.”
Patient To Nurse I Don”t Want To Get Well Because I Love U! Nurse : U Wont Get Well Either, Bcoz Doctor Has Seen U Kissing Me & He Loves Me Too
In Students life v r so poor . . V can”t Even PAY . . . . . . . . attEntiOn !
sardar ka RADIO kharab ho gaya, usne khol k dekha to andar ek mara huwa CHUHA mila. Yeh deekh kar sardar gussy se bola! Chalega kese? Sala singer hi mar gaya..!
an arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint. you name pls. ” abdul aziz ” sex? ” six times a week!! ” no, no, I mean male or female! ” doesn”t matters, sometimes even camel!!! ”
“I”m going on vacation . Could you suggest a thrilling crime story ?” Santa asks to Banta. “Here this one is so suspenseful you won”t be able to put it down” replies Banta. “only on the last page do you find out that the gardener did it”.