A man robs a bank and takes hostages.
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He asks the 1st hostage, “did you see me rob the bank”.
The hostage answers “yes”. The robber, promptly, shoots him in the head. Then he asks the 2nd hostage if he saw him rob the bank. The hostage answers, “no, but my wife did” . . . ;->
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