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A man meets a frnd aftr a long time & notices he is wearing an earing.
“Wen did u start wearing Earing?”
Friend: Ever since my Wife found one in my Car!! ;->
5 years, 20 subjects, 200 practicals, 2000 lectures, 20000 insults A normal human being cant do all this! The remaining abnormals are called DOCTORS..!
At the bus stop a man enterd the bus and shouted out loudly “Dont try to move from your seats, Tariq kulfi wala aap chal k twadey kol aaye ga ;->
Pathan Or Sadar Dono Roza Khushai Main Mufta Khate Hoe Pakre Gayee —-Logoon Ne Bohat Mara —Dono Kya Bolte Hain ? — Hum To LARKI Walooon Ki Taraf Se Hain
hajam kerte kerte hajam kerte kerte —– — – - hajam kerte kerte arey haan bhai hajam kerte kerte – - – hajam ker gae ——- – –dusre din dekha tho kuch jyada hi wajan kam ker gae……….;->
SANTA : Yaar Banta Meri 1 Problem He !Oye Yaar Meri Beti Jawan Ho Gau He! BANTA : Yar Usme Kya He Teri Beti Ko Border Par Bhej De!