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A Man Knocks at the Door.
A 10 yr Old Boy comes with Cigarette in One Hand & Beer in Other.
Man: Beta Papa Ghar Pe Hain?
Boy: Bhootni K,
Mujhe Dekh k Lag Raha Hai Kya?
1 pathan angoor bech raha tha mgr keh raha tha aaloo le lo aaloo. 2sry admi ne kaha khan saab ye to angoor hai. Pathan. Chup ho jao warna makhia aa jayn gi.
GIRL- “i want to end our reltionship.. I am going to return everything u gave me…” BOY-”Ok then., Let”s Start with Kisses
Tee Quotes: On A Guys Tee…. All Women Are Idiots And I Married Their Queen..!
1 smile = 1 friendship1 friendship = 1 love1 love = 1 proposal1 proposal = 1 marriageAnd 1 marriage = THOUSANDS of problem.so better think before you smile.
Patient : What are the chancesof my recovering doctor? Doctor : One hundred percent.Medical records show thatnine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated.The others all died.