A Man Can Be Happy Wid Any Woman . . .
As Long As
He Does Not Love Her . . . ;->Send This Sms To Mobile
Teachr: Ande Me Se Murgi Ka Bacha Kaise
Teachr: Ande Me Se Murgi Ka Bacha Kaise Nikla? Banta: Madam Ye KoiBadi Bat Nahi Hai, Jyada Interesting Ye Hai Ki Wo Usme Gaya Kaise ?!
A man jumped into the sea n
A man jumped into the sea n never came out. 2nd man also jumped in, he ws drowned too. Panjabi scientist wrote da conclusion: Human beings r soluble in water.!
1000 Pages ki Book kitne din
1000 Pages ki Book kitne din mein parhi ja sakti hai? Writer: 6 months Doctor: 2 months Lawyer: 1 month Prof: 1 week Student: Pehle ye batao paper kab hai?
Translate into English
“Yad-e-Mazi Azab hy Ya RAB,
Teacher; Translate into English “Yad-e-Mazi Azab hy Ya RAB, Cheen le Mjhse Hafiza Mera” Papu:My Mind is Full of Data Base, O God!Plz Make Me a Mental Case” ;->
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you”re wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you”re right, shut up. . .