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A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible?
Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER….
wherever u go out network follows
Aik hotel mein naye Shadi Shuda Jorey ke liye hidayat darj thi: “Khirki par parde dal dijey…Aap ka piyar andha ho sakta hy…Magar Aap ka Parosi Nahi..”
After reading the form filled by an applicant.. The employer said: ” WE do have an opening for you..!Applicant: What is it?Interviewer: Its called the “door..!”
Lady : Is this my train?Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.Lady : Don”t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to Lahore.Station Master : No Madam, I”m afraid it”s too heavy. . . ;->
Doctor : Aap Ka Weight Kitna Hai ? Pathan : Chashme K Saath 75 Kgs. Doctor : Aur Chashme K Baghair ??? Pathan: Wo Tou Mujhe Dikhta Hi Nahi … ;->
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