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A Girl asks boy: What do ya like in me ??
Boy: Those 2 big white balls having 2 little dots in it
Girl : What ?
Boy: yaar your Beautiful Eyes
Lahore ki Larkian Lassi Banati Hain Multan ki Halwa Banati Hain Faislabad ki Kachori Banati Hain Dost Mano ya na Mano Karachi ki Larkian Sirf Bewakuf Banati Hain.
dum guy was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column “Salary Expected”. After much thought he wrote : Yes!
Teacher: Woh koun sa event tha jo na hota to aj “KARACHI” khush hall hota… ? Student: Altaf Hussain ki maa ki shadi… ;->
Mere Ishq Ki Bowling Ne Uske Dil Ki Wicket To Gira Di pappU Lekin, Meri Taqdeer Ko Dekho! Uska Baap Umpire Tha… No ball day di… ;->
kiya aap k sir pe seenhg hain..? . . . . . . . nahin..???. . . . . . . plzz chek it again…!! . . . . . . checked..?????? . . . . . . r u sure..??? . . . . . . . yesss..!!! . . . . . . [...]