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A boy goes to see a cabaret dance.
His mom goes angry and asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?
Boy: yes, I saw dad!
Q: Where do Pakistani batsmen perform their best?A: In advertisements.
2008Quomi Phal: ? Sabar Ka Phal Quomi LIbas: ? Kala Coat Quomi Khail: ? Muzakrat Quomi Dua: ? Aye Allah …! LIGHT A Jaye
Jise hum dekh kar jeetayThay, wah wah wah Jise hum dekh kar jeetay Thay, Nasir Woh log aakhon se oojal ho gaye hein, khan bahi…-> Naisir
SoMetiMes wEn u Crying,No1 seEs ur teArs; wEn u r WorriEd, No1 seEs ur pAin; wEn u r haPPy,No1 seEs Ur SmiLe LeKiN Ek PAAD kyA Maar Lo saAre dEkhnE LagtE hAin
Sardar selected a short girl to marry.Why?Because guru ji told himMusibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai