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A boy goes to see a cabaret dance.
His mom goes angry and asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?
Boy: yes, I saw dad!
What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn’t Trust me & I dont Understand her.
Mujh se kya ghalti ho gai? Then y r u avoiding me? Atleast week mein ek dafa tou yad kr liya karo Ur behaviour is really hurting Me With Love ur BATH SOAP
What Did The Banana Says To The Elephant. . . ? Nothing. . . Bananas Can’t Talk Stupid. . . ;->
Judge – Sach Sach BtaoTum Ne Apni Biwi Per Kis Waja Se Haath Uthaya Tha Mulzim – 3 Baato”n Ki Waja Se 1. Us ki Kamar Meri Taraf Thi 2. Us k Haath Me Belan Nhi Tha 3. Aur Sab Se Bari Waja, Mere Bhaagne k Liye Darwaza Khula Tha … ;->
What”s the difference between Our Government and Mafia? . …. . . . . . . . At least one of them is organized … =P ;->