A boy goes to his dads friend late nite,he is told to sleep in baby”s room,but he refused n slept in TV lounge to avoid baby kid.Next morning he saw a young,charming n very pretty girl on the breakfast table.The boy asked,who r u?
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Im the baby,n u?
Mai ullu ka pattha!
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