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aur motiyon se
800 Kamro ka mahal ho
aur motiyon se saja darbar.
Income ho arbo me aur
200 mercedes car.
Sab sapne me hi mil sakta hai,
Isliye jagna hai bekar,
Soja mere yaar.
Police Inspector : Have you caught the thief?Sharef : No, but I found some trace of him. Police Inspector : What?Sharef : Finger prints. Police Inspector : Where?Sharef : On my cheeks.
Machar ne jo katha to dil mein junoon tha, Khujli itni huyi, Dil bay sukun tha! Pakda to chod diya ye soch kar.. Ki sale ke rago mein apna hi khun tha.
Once a Beautiful Woman was asked to describe Marriage… She said: “Sacrificing the Admiration of Many Men for the Criticism of One Man!” ;->
Quaid-E-Azam Ko Ulta Kareinge To Kya Hoga….? Socho Yaar…. Simple Yaar Unki Topi Gir Jaygi;-)
God thought that since he couldnt b everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldnt be everywhere he made a mother-in-law.