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7 angels came to me asked 4 da most intellgent ,smart, nice, sweet, well behaved, welgromed ,person , so i gave dem ur adress .” dekha kaise Ullu banaya Unko ”
Beta bola “papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai”. Papa bole, “Nahi bete, abhi nahi”. “Papa kyon ?” ………. “Bete abhi bandar SMS padh raha hai”
Man calls mental hospital & asks if there is anybody in Room 27. Lady checks & tells him that the room is empty. Man: Good,that means I have really escaped.
Napolean says ” The Word ” Impossible” is not in my dictionary ” Santa singh ” Tay Vekh kay leni se na dictionary.
The Most Dangerous Position In Which To Sleep Is With Your Feet On Your Office Desk … ;->
Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle… Tourist: How do youescape if a Lion Comes now? Sardar:Give the indicator right and turn left !