5 Signs U Need To Be A Taliban:
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1. U Have More Wives Than Teeth
A2. U Own A $5000 Rocket Launcher But Can”t Afford Shoes.
3. U Refine Heroin But Haue A Moral Objection To Beer.
4. U Think Vests Come In 2 Sttyles : Bullet Proof And Suicide.
And Most Significantly !
5. U Wipe Your Arse With A Stonee….
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