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1 4rm HARVARD
2 4rm OXFORD
3 4rm TEXAS
4 Sardar 4rm punjab university
what is th fastest thing in world?
TEXAS: blink of an eye
Sardar: its loose motions
last night i was lying in my bed
b4 i could blink,think or turn on th lights,
it was over!
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