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2 Makkhiyon Ne Food Restaurant mein Khaney Ka
1st: Mere Liye PoTi Le aao LeHsan K Sath..
2nd: Mere Liye bhi Le aao Lekin LeHsan Mat DaLna..
Mu se Boo aati hai..
A woman had triplets, she named them Mat, Pat & Tat. She fed Mat from left tit, Pat from her right tit… Moral of the story: No Tit for Tat
Best Catching Lines Boy ASks A Girl : “How Would You Prefer …Our Date To Be .. A Coffee Over A Chat Or A Chat Over Coffee …” ;->
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Sardar’s wife: O sardar ji, yeh car ki speed itni kion barha di…?? Sardar ji: oyee car ki break fail ho gayai hain, is say pehlay k koi accident ho jayai ghar pohunch jatay hain:p
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