1Admi Santa ki beta se Puchhta he
Beta Papa Ghar me he?
Santa ka Beta Sprite Pete hue
Uncle Sidha bolo Mummy se milna he
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Aik marasi karelay kharednay gya.
Sabzi wala sabzi
Aik marasi karelay kharednay gya. Sabzi wala sabzi ko pani laga raha tha. Marasi khara intazar krta raha. Jb kafi deir ho gai to ghusay sy kehta. Jey enhan nu hosh aa gai ay te kilu tole de…=P;->
An old to Doc: Doc, I think
An old to Doc: Doc, I think I”m getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up. Doc: That”s not senility. Senility is when you forget to zip down
1-Pata nai baraat kab ayegi or khana
1-Pata nai baraat kab ayegi or khana kab khulega(Shadi me mufta khor time pass kerte hue) 2-Hahaha…hehehehe(Dulhun ki sahelian bilawaja dulhe k samne hansti hue) 3-Beta roza kahan rakha hy,fridge me ya table per(Mamu fuzul mazak krte hue) 4-SUNIYE!Raat ko jaldi ghar aiye ga(Nai naweli dulhan bilawja cute bnte hue) 5-Apne doston or gird-o-nawah k [...]
How Paki”s professors speak English:
*don’t dare talk
How Paki”s professors speak English: *don’t dare talk in front of my back! *both of u three get out of the class! *y r u so late……say yes or no! *take 5cm wire of length!! *all of u stand in a straight circle! *quiet…..the principal jst passed away! *I hav 2 daughters both of them [...]
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D below actions r performed by d trained professionals. So plz don try dis at home……..I AM STUDYING!