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1 Sardar ko TERA BHAI kehne ki boht aadat thi,
SHadi ki raat apne room me gya or Dulhan ka Ghoonghat utha k bola,
“KAISA LAG RAHA HAI TERA BHAI”…….:-)
Aaj Apne Dil Ke Derwaze Humare Liye Khøl Do, Jo Kuch Hai Dil Me Bus Bol Do, Ager Humara SmS Acha Nahi Hai Tou, Isi Waqt Apna Mobile Tod Do . . . . . ;->
After watchng the pepsi advertisement, a boy suddenly starts kissing his GF. Gf: ye kia ker rahe ho? Boy DIWANO KO IJAZAT NAHI CHAHIYE PYAS BUJHANE KI;-)
Judge (Mujrim Ko Phansi Ki Saza Sunaty Huey): Koi Aakhri Khwaish ? Mujrim : Jee … Judge : Bolo Mujrim: Wo . . . . . . . Agar Pepesi Wali Baat Pata Chal Jati Tou =P
Teacher to student: “if your father earn $100,000 and give half of it to your mother, what would she have? . . . . . STUDENT: A Heart Attack….
Women recall every outfit they have worn for the past two decades. Men cannot remember what they were wearing yesterday without looking on the floor next to the bed.