1 Murghi ko QATAL karo.
Oil mein Use GHUSAL do.
Phir Dahi ka Safaid KAFAN do
Shan Masalay say Khushbu ki DOHNI do.
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Us k baad Chawal mein us ki QABAR Banao.
jab Tayar ho jaey to “Mujhay” Dawat do.
ta”k mein us ki NAMAZ E JANAZA parhaoon.
HAPPY BIRYani Day!
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