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1. I may be paranoid, but that doesn”t mean they are not really out to get me.

2. What”s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
About 25 to 30 pounds.

3. What”s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
About 25 to 30 minutes.

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