Mjy tO Asa Lrka chahiye Jo
2nd Girl: Shut Up Kameeni
“” HumAyuN “”Sirf Mera Hai…Send This Sms To Mobile
night I Saw a
dream dat u were
wife:-2day night I Saw a dream dat u were sendng me Jewelry Husband :Yeah,I saw ur dad paying d bill..!
A pakistani boy,An Indian boy, a beautiful
A pakistani boy,An Indian boy, a beautiful girl and an old woman are sitting in a train. The train suddenly goes thru a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. The woman and the Indian boy are sitting there [...]
1Conductor Ki Shadi Ho Rai Thi,
1Conductor Ki Shadi Ho Rai Thi, Jab Uski Dulhan Phero K Waqt Uske Pas Akar Baiti To Wo Bola Thoda Pas Ho K Baith, 1Sawari Aur Bait Skti He.
Why Pakistan is not progressing …?
Why Pakistan is not progressing …? Because out of Population of 16 Crore … -4 crore retired. -2 Crore in State Govt. -2 crore in central. Govt. (who dont work) -1 crore IT prof. ( they dont work for Pakistan) -2 crore are under 5 yrs. -3 crore are unemployed. -1.2 crore you can find [...]
As A Family We”re Trying
As A Family We”re Trying To Keep Up With Technology. So I Bought 4 My Son …An Ipod , My Daughter An Iphone N Myself An Ipad … I Felt Sorry For My Wife So I Went Out N Bought Her An Iron .. =P She Hasn”t Spoken To Me Since .. =D =D