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1 day a monkey looked into mirror and said, “Oh my ugly face, fat nose” and killed himself.Promise me u will not look into mirror, bcoz I don”t wanna loose u.
Bindas hoke Jeenay kaTension nahin lainy kaAchy sapny dekhny kaMast life guzarny kachurail se nahin darny ka…. Boley to . . . Mirror nai Dekhny ka
2 Men jumping frm a terrace. 1st man :This is my 50th time. I m a Guinness record holder… 2nd man:This is my 1st time. I m a PEPCO Share Holder.
Phool Khil Ker Udaas Hyn Samandar Ko Aaj Pani Ki Pyas Hy Ek Bar Aap Muskura Do Q k Hum Ko Dunya Ki Sab Se “KHOFNAK” Mukurahat Ki Talash Hy … ;->
Fact of classroom: Jab professor apko class se bahr nikale TO SAMAJ LO K TARAKI KR RHE HO. He might be afraid dat u know more than him…!!
Girlfriend Chahey Jitni Bhi Buri Ban Jaye, Kabhi Us Sy Dosti Mat Torna Kyun k Paani Chahey Kitna Bhi Ganda Ho Jaye, aag Bhujane K Liye Kaafi Hota Hy ;->