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In An African Safari

In An African Safari,
A LION Suddenly Bounced
On Santa’s Wife.

WIFE: Shoot Him Now!
Shoot Him!

SANTA-Yes Yes.
I’m Changing The Battery Of
My Camera. =P =D

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NEW SIM CARD

Santa’s Father
brought a
NEW SIM CARD..

Santa saved that
…Number in his Mobile Phone
as,
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“New Father” :P ;)

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Sardar Was Awarded 2010 Nobel Prize For His

Sardar Was Awarded 2010 Nobel Prize
For His New
“Theory Of Motion”

Which States:

“Loose Motion Can Never Be Done In Slow Motion.” ;->

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Sardar Bache Ke Report Lene Hospital Gya Report

Sardar Bache Ke Report Lene Hospital Gya
Report Bohat Kharab Thi
.
.
Sardar Bache Se Bola
“Oy School Te School…
Tenu Ethey V Meri Izat Da Koi Kheyal Nai.” ;->

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Air hostess: Sir kya loge? Sardar: Milk Badam,

Air hostess: Sir kya loge?
Sardar: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid Naan.
Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho,
Apne PYO DE VYAAH te nhi!

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Sardar Kisi Larki Ghar Rishta Ly Kar

Sardar Kisi Larki Ghar Rishta Ly Kar Gya

Larki K Maa Baap Bole Humari Beti
Abhi Parh Rahi Hai…

Sardar:Koi Bat Nhe Hum
Ek Ghante Baad A Jauengy.

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Santa: Tumhara Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai Shrbat

Santa: Tumhara Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai

Shrbat Me Dala Pht Gya

Dudh Wale Ne Pocha

Konse Sharbat May Dala Tha?

Santa : LIMOO PANI Me..!

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MATHS Teacher To Our Brilliant Sardar- How Can

MATHS Teacher To Our Brilliant Sardar-
How Can U Distribute 8 Apples Among 6 People Equally?

Sardar- Juice Bana K De Do Na Madam…
=P ;->

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Hum to udti chidya k bhi par

Hum to udti chidya k bhi par gin lete he,

Santa:
Is me mushkil hi kiya hai
2 hi to
hota hein

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Sardar ke betay ki roti pr sy

Sardar ke betay ki roti pr sy chooha ghuzer ghaya.
Son to sardar:
“hun me ae roti nae khani”

Sardar:
“kha ly putar, choohy nay kehra jutti pai hue c” ;->

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