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Santa Calls Up White House

Santa Calls Up White House

Santa- I Want To Be D Next President Of USA.

Obama – Are You Idiot?

Santa-No,

Is It Compulsory?

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NEW SIM CARD

Santa’s Father
brought a
NEW SIM CARD..

Santa saved that
…Number in his Mobile Phone
as,
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“New Father” :P ;)

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Santa – My wife died yesterday.. I”m trying

Santa – My wife died yesterday..
I”m trying to cry but tears are not come out,
what to do?
Banta – No Problem.
Just Imagine she Came Back. :D

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Santa”s Army Test Pappu- 3+5? Santa- 8 Pappu- 7+3? Santa- 10 Pappu-

Santa”s Army Test

Pappu- 3+5?
Santa- 8
Pappu- 7+3?
Santa- 10
Pappu- 8+8?
Santa- Pata nahi sir
Mere pass sirf 10 hi ungli Hai.
(=awaD o_0
W!LD T3XT3R

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Santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di. Patni:Fir? Santa:Maine

Santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di.
Patni:Fir?
Santa:Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.
Patni:Lekin wo kaun tha?
Santa:Mera BETA..

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Sardar ki Beti hoi. Biwi: suno ji jb

Sardar ki Beti hoi.
Biwi: suno ji jb ye bari hogi tou Larke ise tung krn ge.

Sardar: Me ne is problem ka solution dhondh lia he hm iska nam “BAJI” rakhn ge;-)

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Teacher:Bada Ho K Kya Banoga Santa:Pilot Tcher:Q S:Upar Accedent Ka

Teacher:Bada Ho K Kya Banoga

Santa:Pilot

Tcher:Q

S:Upar Accedent Ka Khatra Nhi Hota

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After Eating Fish Santa Dont Drink Water Y Coz He

After Eating Fish Santa Dont Drink Water
Y
Coz
He Feared That Fish Will
Start Swimming In His Stomach

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Santa:Ye tUm Ne PattiAn kYun Bandhi hui

Santa:Ye tUm Ne PattiAn kYun Bandhi hui hAin?

Banta: KaL Ek Admi Meri gAri Se Takra gYa Tha,

Santa: Chot To uSay I hO Gi, Magr Pattian Tum Ne Q Bandhi?

Banta: Bas yaAr kAL Us Shakhs Se Achanak MuLaqat Ho gAi Thi.

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Santa Platfrom k side leta tha Banta-Kya kar

Santa Platfrom k side leta tha
Banta-Kya kar rahe ho?
Santa-Sucite
Banta-to beach me leto
Santa-Dar lagta he…

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