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Yeh News BBC Se Aai Hai

Yeh News BBC Se Aai Hai

Pakistani Channels R Hesitant 2 Tell It

Ek American Foji Ne Jo Operation Men Shamil Tha,

Jb Un Ko Usama K Ghar Men Helicoptr

Se Utara Tha Toe Un Ko Thek Thak

Resistance Ka Samna Tha

Un Ko Pura Ek Ghanta Lga Tamam Logon Ko

Qabu Krne Men

Jis Room Men Usama Chupa Hua Tha

Jb Us Men Wo Enter Hue Toe Usama

K Hath Men Ek Packet Tha Jis Ko Us Ne

Humari Taraf Kr K Zor Se Kaha:

“….MAZA AWAMI……….KHAAA BADAMI..” =P =D

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ppp new 2012 slogen

2012…
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PPP Ka Naya Naara,
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Maang Raha Hai Har Insaan . . .
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CHADDI, CHAPAL OR BANYAAN;
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<) ) Jiye Bhutto / / Qabar Se Utho

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Yeh News BBC Se Aai Hai

Yeh News BBC Se Aai Hai

Pakistani Channels R Hesitant 2 Tell It

Ek American Foji Ne Jo Operation Men Shamil Tha,

Jb Un Ko Usama K Ghar Men Helicoptr

Se Utara Tha Toe Un Ko Thek Thak

Resistance Ka Samna Tha

Un Ko Pura Ek Ghanta Lga Tamam Logon Ko

Qabu Krne Men

Jis Room Men Usama Chupa Hua Tha

Jb Us Men Wo Enter Hue Toe Usama

K Hath Men Ek Packet Tha Jis Ko Us Ne

Humari Taraf Kr K Zor Se Kaha:

“….MAZA AWAMI……….KHAAA BADAMI..” =P =D

Characters : 478 | SMS : 3 | From In Funny sms, Politics sms

A Legitimate Question ! Does Raymond Davis Have

A Legitimate Question !
Does Raymond Davis Have The Right
To Rape Fouzia Wahab On Account Of
Diplomatic Immunity ? ? ?

Is Sms Ko Itna Fwd Karain Ke Fouzia Wahab Tak Pahonch Jai. . .
Let Us Hear A YES From Her
In The Next Press Conference… =P

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Zardari ki zamin shad bad Bijli aay

Zardari ki zamin shad bad
Bijli aay 8 ghantay baad …

Tu nishanay corruption aalishan
Arz e zardaristan,shaad baad sindh abaad ….

Zardari ki zamin ka nizam
Aaatay, gas, bijli ka bohran…

Quam, mulk, sub-gharak Nawaz, wakil paainda bad…
Benazir dunya say farar…

Parchamay sitara-o-Hilal …
Khoon main ranga sara saal…

Bhool apna maazi Shan-e-haal, jaan ne istaqlal..
Saya-e-America sar pe sawar

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Bush on 14-12-2008 Bush finally found Weapon of

Bush on 14-12-2008

Bush finally found Weapon of Mass Distruction (WMD)in Iraq on 14th December….
The Lethal “10 Number kay jootay”

Now he says “America will attack all those countries where 10 number shoes will be”…
At the end he said,
Maaliki muj ko bachana barastay jooton say

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“Pakistan”s Elite Was Not Interested In Rescuing Flood

“Pakistan”s Elite Was Not Interested
In Rescuing Flood Victims,
Everybody Was Just Trying To
“Ve Snaps With Me,

Even PM Called His Family From
Lahore On Govt Expenses
For Photo Session.
I Was Suprised To See Dining Table
Full Of Expensive Items”…

Anglina Jullie”s Report To U.N.

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mein shohrat ka talib naheen, mein protocole ka

mein shohrat ka talib naheen,
mein protocole ka talib naheen,
mein aalishan bangley ka talib naheen,
mein rupeye jama karney ka talib naheen,

“Bus mujhe President bna do baqi kaam mein khud kar loon gha”

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yeh baat hum sab ko tasleem kar

yeh baat hum sab ko tasleem kar leni chahiye k kaheen na kaheen hum sab kee neeyat mein khot mojhood hai, agar aisa na ho Zardari(house of neeyat khot) president k liye apply kyun karey?

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P o l i t i c

P o l i t i c i a n …

One Who Shakes Your Hand Before Elections

And

Your Confidence After … ;->

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