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Sibling Property Rules

Sibling Property Rules

*If I like it, Its Mine =)
*If I m Holding It, Its Mine =D
*If I Can It From You , Its
Mine =P
*If I Had It A Little While Ago,
Its Mine ;->
*If Its Mine, It Must Never
Appear To Be Yours Anyway 8-)
*If I Just Looks Like Mine, Its
Mine =D
*If I Saw It First, Its Mine =P
*If Your Are Playing With
Something n Put It Down , It
Automatically Becomes Mine 8-)
*If Its Broken , Its Yours … =P =D

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Who Ever Invented The “Copy And Paste”

Who Ever Invented The
“Copy And Paste”
Has Saved Many Hours
0f 0ur Life . . . ! =P ;)

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Girl:”Mom Mom,I Got Raped.” Mom : ” Eat

Girl:”Mom Mom,I Got Raped.”

Mom : ” Eat Some Chillies”

Girl : Will It Stop Pregnancy ?

Mom : ” NO ”
It Will Stop That Fucking Smile On Ur Face “:-)

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Wife: “Shall We Try Different Position Tonight?” Husband:

Wife: “Shall We Try Different Position Tonight?”

Husband: “Excellent idea”

Wife: “U Stand at Sink & Wash Dishes & I Will Lie On Sofa & Watch TV”… =P ;->

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A MAN”s Sad Story: Yesterday was my Birthday My

A MAN”s Sad Story:

Yesterday was my Birthday

My Wife Didnt wish me nor did my kids

I went to Work & my friends Didnt,

I went to my cabin

My Secretary said:
Happy Birthday Boss

I felt Special

Than I was invited to Her Flat

She said:
Do U mind if I go into the Bedroom for a Minute?

I said:
OK

She came out a Few minutes later with a large cake,

Followed by My Wife, Kids & All my Friends,

& I was Waiting for her

Sitting on the couch
.
.

NAKED

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Teacher:main ksi pr b 1 nazar dal

Teacher:main ksi pr b 1 nazar dal k bta
skti hun k wo mere bare mai kya soch rha he

Studnt
mis jb ap ko pata chal jata hoga
to bari sharmindagi hoti hogi na..:

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Biwi ne kameez utari, sexy nazar say Shohar

Biwi ne kameez utari, sexy nazar say
Shohar ki taraf dekhtay huay shalwar
bhi utar ker boli:

“Pata hai na, kya karna hai?”

Shohar: Han, kapray dhonay hai.. ;->

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Mom: Why R U pregnant? Daughter: This is

Mom: Why R U pregnant?

Daughter: This is our project in college about “Miracle of Life”

Mom: Tell me who is he?

Daughter:I dont know, it was a group project.

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Once there lived a SEXY MAN who

Once there lived a SEXY MAN who had no wife, but still every night he enjoyed…

“DINNER” ;->

u Dirty mind…

upper rakho
bole tou
keeP iT uP… =P

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=¤ARZ KIA HAI¤= Seene mai na rakh saka

=¤ARZ KIA HAI¤=

Seene mai na rakh saka wo mere raaz ko…

“Chotiye” ne sub kuch batadia “FARAZ” ko… =P ;->

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