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Performance Of Boys In The Exam Decreases

Newton’s 5th Law
(Exam Law):

“Performance Of Boys In The Exam Decreases

When The Number Of Girls

In The Exam Hall Increases.”

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Having Girlfriend In The Same College

What Is The Biggest Benefit
Of Having Girlfriend In The
Same College Or School
Where You Study???
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100% Attendance … =P =D

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Teacher : Are You Chewing Gum

[",] Smart Answer [",]

Teacher : Are You Chewing
Gum ? ?
Student : No , I m Mohammad Ali

Husband: We Are Having Mother
For Dinner Tonight
Wife: Make Sure She Is Well
Cooked

Father: Shameful Results ! Do
You Always Get Such Low Marks ?
on: No, Only When I Take
Exam …

Guest: Will These Stairs Take
Me To The 2nd Floor ?
Boy: No’ You’ll Have To Walk
As Well ….

Girl: I’ve Changed My Mind
Boy: Thank God ! Doe New One
Work Better ? ? =P =D 8-]

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OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYE

A Good Teacher Is Who
Tells To Study Hard…

But,,

A Best Teacher Is Who
Stands 0utside D
Examination Hall N Shouts. . .

“OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYE
APNI APNI PARCHIY CHUPA LO…” =P =D

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Why Do Students Sleep For Long Hours.

Why Do Students Sleep For Long Hours..??

Fantastic Answer Said By Students..
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‘Our Dreams R Always BIG’!

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HuM p0oNdi

HuM p0oNdi k zIadA sHoqEeN Nhi FArAZ…

LekiN kch bcHiaN RozAna Na dekHen to gUzArA nHi
hotA. . . .;->

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China Ka Mobile Kabhi Bhi Na Lena Faraz….

China Ka Mobile Kabhi Bhi Na Lena Faraz….

Us K Cameray K Result Itna Acha Nhi Hota…..

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Takhleeq Aasamaan P

Takhleeq Aasamaan Pe Wo MEre Liye Hua Hai
FARAZ
Mana K Iss Zameen Pe Wo MEra Nahi HAi WO

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seatmate says!

Cheating in exams is the best exercise
for your reflexes,
your eyes roll to see the answer sheet of your seatmate!
Your ears become sensitive,
even to the softest whispers to get what your
seatmate says!
Your neck stretches either ways to
search for clues!
Your hand copies the answer
faster than ever!
Your feet kicks the chair of
your classmate to let him/her know
that you want to copy!
It’s the best way to make urself healthy,
so ROCK ON Yoo CHEATERS!;-)

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Guzray howey Exaams ko Yaad na karna..!!

Guzray howey Exaams ko Yaad na karna..!!

Answer sheet main jo likha hai uski Faryad na krna,

Jo Hoga wo to Hoga..!!

Uski Fikar main Apney HOlidays barBaad Na Karna:)

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