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Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota hay?

Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota hay?
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Taar khali ho jati hay.
Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo… ;->

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Smile is the 2nd best thing U do with ur lips.

Smile is the 2nd best thing U do with ur lips.
Of course you know the first one… :-D

It’s keeping ur mouth shut. :-P

But I like the way U think! ;-)

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photo loon…

G karta hai k aj
Apko …
Koney mein le ja kr
1 danda le kr …
Aap ki

GA

GAN

GAND

GANDHI G
k style mein
photo loon…

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To make it straight,

To make it straight,
she pulls it.
2 make it stand,
she rubs it.
2 make it stiff,
she licks it.
2 let it “IN”
she pushes it.
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True! Threading a needle is not easy!!!

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Dil chahta hai

Dil chahta hai k khara kar k ap k hath me pakra d0n? ? ? Aur ap usy hila hila k b0lo
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ES PARCHAM K SaYE TaLaY HUM 1 HaiN….. ;->

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HaPpY SumMer SeAsOn . . . ;->

Haath Main Lo Tou Dabane Ko Dil Kerta Hy

Dabalo Tou Choosne Ko Dil Kerta Hy

Choos Lo Tou Dil Nahi Bharta

Q k

Q k

Saal main Ek Hii baar Tou Aata Hai AAAM . . .

HaPpY SumMer SeAsOn . . . ;->

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Patta Patta Gulab Ka.”

“Sochta Hun Aaj Bahon Me Pakad Ke Dal Hi Dun,
Balon Me Fool Gulab Ka”

“Dalte Hi Gir Jata Hai,
Patta Patta Gulab Ka.”

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Bush: Mere pain da char munda hua hy.

Bush: Mere pain da char munda hua hy.
Musharraf: Mubarak huvay.
Bush: But ik masla hy.
Musharraf: o ki.
Bush: piu da pta nhe.
Musharraf: Koi gal nhe USAMA da pa diyo.

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Diagram in book was not clear..

Diagram in book was not clear..
So,madam drew diagram on blackboard and announced..
“Don’t look at Book Figure, Look at my Figure!”

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Photogrphs cage it!

Girls misuse it!

Anger robs it!

Models sell it!

Photogrphs cage it!

Doctors advice it!

Death freezes it!

Artists create it!

That’s SMILE
Keep Smiling..

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