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Have A Disastrous Trip

If You Hate Me
That Much,
Then
Steal A Map…
Borrow A Bicycle…
And
Drive To Hell… =P =D

Have A Disastrous Trip ! =P

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That Awkward Moment

That Awkward Moment
When Your Nose Can’t
Decide If It Wants To
Sneeze or Continue To
Make You Look Stupid
And Then
Not Sneeze At All! =P =D

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Mid-Wife: Sheikh Chilli, your Bibi (wife)

Mid-Wife: Sheikh Chilli, your Bibi (wife) just delivered a Bacha (child)!
Sheikh Chilli (smiling naughtily): Is the Londa (boy) healthy ?
Mid-Wife: Yes, he is indeed!
Sheikh Chilli (winking at Mid-Wife): I”m not surprised! Must be because my Lund (penis) is big and strong like a Cobra!
Mid-Wife (unimpressed): Well, doesn”t look like your Punjabi Cobra is any bigger or stronger than those Dravidian King Cobras, because her Bacha is Kala (black)!

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1 ladki doctor k paas jati hai Ladki-

1 ladki doctor k paas jati hai
Ladki- doc. g mere niche 1 ched or kar do…
Doc- par kyon??
Lad-dhandha badiya chal rha hai soch rhi hoon 1 branch or khol loon!!!

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Best gaali of d year Santa to Banta.. Santa-Saaaale

Best gaali of d year
Santa to Banta..
Santa-Saaaale laude k baal bhosadike lund pe ghunghroo bhaand k teri biwi ko aise chodunga ki tere baap ko lagega tere ghar pe keertan ho rha hai

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A sweet poem 4 u, Eat

A sweet poem 4 u,
Eat with butterHGFGHFGHFJHFGGHVGHFHG
cut with cutter
when u forgot me
youOUKJGHJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ
will
definitly
fall in gutter

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Door Se agr ho jae tere gand

Door Se agr ho jae tere gand ka deedar
wah wah wah
Door se agr Ho jae tere gand ka deedar

Lund Aesy bhaage jese Alto Car…..

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Teri DOSTI pe dost Mein pent utar dun Sexy

Teri DOSTI pe dost
Mein pent utar dun

Sexy sa lun teru Gand mein dal dun

Koi aur dekhe tujhe londebazi ki nazar se

Us bharwe ki main Gand na phar dun…..

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1 madari ne daawa kia k woh

1 madari ne daawa kia k woh hr chiz ko hawa me kharra kr skta hai.
1 admi ne malta dia,
madari ne jadu se maltay ko hawa me kharra kr dia.
logo ne taliyan mari or malta gir gia.
Phr 1 bnde ne kela dia us ko b madari ne kharra kar diya.
Logo ne taliyan mari or kela gir gia.
1 baba aya or bola puttar 15 sal tu mera lun nahi khalota.
Enu khalar k vakha.
Madari ne jadu parha or wo khara ho gia.
Baba bola,
MAIN ODHI PAIN NU LUN DE DAINA ay JINE TAALI MARI.

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Girl says: It’s unfair that if a

Girl says: It’s unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he’s a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she’s a slut.

Guy responds: If a key opens lots of locks, then it’s a master key, but if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it’s a shitty lock.

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