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Women is the best vehicle in the world.
Front – 2 bumpers!
Back – 2 bumpers!
Self lubricating when hot!
Monthly automatic engine oil change!
Every type of piston fits!
Girl and boy lost in jungle After two days of struggle for food and water, girl said-dear plz fuck me. boy asid: why? girl said: abey kuch to ander jayega.
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Always start your day with a lot of… S E X S – SMILE E – ENERGY X – XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.
In a party a lady wanted to go to toilet so she inquired with a sardar papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao, sardarji replied u naughty pehle tum dikhao.
GUY: If I could see you naked, I”d die happy. GAL: If I see you naked, I”d probably die laughing.